spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(via evilthatjustdoesnotexist)

gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

(via evilthatjustdoesnotexist)

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out


actual picture of me after chipotle

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

actual picture of me after chipotle

(via laughbitches)

surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(via laughbitches)

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

(via laughbitches)

awkward-fallen-angel:

somnone:

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

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Maybe they’re related

Its the hair

(via nbrhoods)

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

(via laughbitches)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via laughbitches)

suchafaff:

It’s feckin hottttttt

Like you ;) weather needs to catch up

suchafaff:

It’s feckin hottttttt

Like you ;) weather needs to catch up

(via boudoirbisouschaton)